2 Dec 2016

WORST THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK


Yay! It's finally Friday! But before we all get drunk let's take a look at this post. Just cautionary, I'm here to protect you from doing stupid things. ;)


WORST THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK




1. Texting your ex boyfriend or even worse sexting your ex. Or the worst sexting your ex while having a new boyfriend already.

2. Realising you've always wanted to be a singer and singing out loud your favourite songs (and letting everyone around know you're far from being Beyonce).

3. Calling your friend from primary school in the middle of the night and talking to her about old good times. Surely she won't be wondering why you still have her number after 10 years of not being in touch.

4. Thinking you can catch that handsome bartender's attention by performing Arabian belly dance (which you can't do actually).

5. Stalking your ex boyfriend's new babe on Instagram (of course she won't see you're jealous).

6. Catching strange people and telling them you're drunk.

7. Realising you're in love with your best friend (which is only alcohol-made illusion) and flirting with him or telling him that or trying to kiss him.

8. Posting some compromising stuff on your Facebook that will make you deeply embarrassed the day after.

9. Giving massive likes to every post that appears on your time line.

10. Getting a bus home, falling asleep and waking up at the last stop, far away from your neighbourhood.

11. Sitting with your crush and crying over a kitten you adopted ages ago and that died hit by a car when you were fourteen.

12. Buying some weird shit from e-Bay you don't really need (unless you adopt a new cat)

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