30 Dec 2016

WHY I DIDN'T ENJOY CHRISTMAS


While I was putting into the washing machine 100th huge pile of clothes (which I found in very strange places in my house doing the general cleaning) on Christmas Eve morning I sadly realised that with every year Christmas holidays are less fun for me and I find the festive season the season with lot of extra work to do. 
I came up with 3 the most likely causes of such a situation. Wanna know why I didn't feel christmassy this December? Continue reading.

23 Dec 2016

BEING AFRAID OF PEOPLE



I had a friend who suffered from panic attacks every time she had to do something alone. 

Doing the shopping or making a doctor appointment were the worst things for her if she had no company. And it was not because of some advanced stage of mental illness or something like that. It was because my friend was terribly afraid of people.

18 Dec 2016

WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS


Buying a perfect gift isn't easy. To avoid some setbacks you have to know the person you want to give away. Here's my short list of misguided presents.

16 Dec 2016

MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS


I'm too disorganised to do blogmas posts every day but with Christmas around the corner I've prepared for you some of the most interesting festive updates.

I don't know if anyone has ever heard of Christmas tradition in Poland. If so, you probably think Xmas here is an essence of beauty and kindness. Well sorry for saying it but that's bull shit. Christmas in Poland is nothing than festival of hypocrisy and duplicity covered with a mask of hospitality. Let me show you the dark side of festive season in my country.

11 Dec 2016

MAKE YOUR MONDAY LESS SUCKY









I'll be honest with you from the very beginning: Mondays suck and there isn't much we can do about it. Unless you're married to a milionaire, you have to work to get money. Unless you're old enough to drop school, you have to attend classes and face the reality every Monday morning. The only thing you can do is to try out these tips to make that day more bearable.


9 Dec 2016

5 REASONS NOT TO DRINK ALCOHOL ON FRIDAY NIGHT


Every Friday night there is lot of buzz around you and many of your friends is getting drunk. Joining them may be hard to resist but before you open up another bottle of wine imagine the hangover you'll have the day after.
I'm giving you five reasonable reasons to stop yourself from getting drunk tonight.


1. Alcohol makes you forget.
 You might not remember a thing. If you drink too much you will probably forget the night. Not remembering what you've been doing isn't a nice feeling, so better stay sober and laugh at your drunk friends.

7 Dec 2016

MY UNUSUAL TALENTS


I'm pretty sure I'm a multi-talented person. I have many extraordinary skills and abilities which make me quite unusual. The most interesting of these are listed below.

- I can clean up my house after a party in a flash, especially when some unexpected visitors are knocking on the door.

2 Dec 2016

WORST THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK


Yay! It's finally Friday! But before we all get drunk let's take a look at this post. Just cautionary, I'm here to protect you from doing stupid things. ;)

29 Nov 2016

BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BEST FRIEND


Imagine you have the best friend you've known for years. You grow up together and spend the most of your time doing the weirdest things. Together. There is nobody who knows you better. You're really close and one day you realise you're in love with him. What now? Shall you tell your friend how you're feeling about him or shall you wait and let the feeling pass?

26 Nov 2016

WHAT TO WEAR TO CATCH BOYS' ATTENTION?



It was cold, snowy Saturday in the middle of the winter. My best friend and I went shopping. The weather was terrible and the pavements were slippery so I put on a pair of warm moon boots, a long parka and a stocking cap. I curled myself with few shawls and the only visible part of my body were the eyes.
When I saw my friend I was tongue-tied. She wore high heels, a short skirt and no tights. She looked impressive but with -10 degrees Celsius outside making an impression was the last thing to think about.

23 Nov 2016

THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I'VE EVER MADE


I think everyone has that one memory they feel embarrassed even when thinking of it. I'll tell you about my embarrassing story.
It was quite long time ago. I was visiting my friend's house for the first time. I felt stressed because I knew that my friend's mum paid much attention to propriety and behaving well and I was far from acting like a lady.
That day I kept repeating savoir vivre rules and prayed for everything to go well, but fate likes to play trick and according to the well-know law everything that could go wrong, went wrong.

20 Nov 2016

MOST AWKWARD MOMENTS



Here's a list of things and situations which I think are the most annoying or awkward and can make anyone wish the ground would swallow them up. Enjoy!


17 Nov 2016

SIGNS YOU'RE WEARING TOO MUCH MAKEUP



1. Your tanned face makes your friends think you've just came back from some exotic holidays.

2. You have brown t-shirt which is exactly the same color as your face.

3. Everyone, even you, don't remember how you look with no makeup.

14 Nov 2016

TYPICAL GIRL'S BAG























Girls' bags are  mysterious places, where many things are lost forever and many amazing things (like for example The Lost City of Atlantis) may be found. Girls' bags are mean beings which eat the things girls need the most.

What is in a typical girl's bag?


WHAT IS IT ABOUT?



Sarcastic Girl is an unconventional site where all funny, weird, unusual or just interesting stories that happened to me are described.
It's also a place where you can find my extraordinary opinions about ordinary life. :)